Larry the Regular Guy

by Larry Chamberlin   Sep 1, 2012


Larry loves the lonely life
like lots of ladies men do;
but lets be leery of letting
him lag too long in the loo.

He really has gotten older
we hate how he stinks up his house,
so wouldn't it well be wiser
to have him his own out-haus?

He'll stay out in that library
delighting in the amenities
(shelves of books, a cell phone, too)
writing graffiti obscenities.

[LTFR club challenge]

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  • 12 years ago

    by nouriguess

    HAHA. No, no, no. You ain't ole, sir. With your smartness, sense of humor and lovely attitude, you're younger than me, haha!

    I loooved how you talked bout yourself and the stinky house reference, and the rhymes oh god.

    'well' should be 'will', though.
    And you're not regular, you're so special.
    ; )

    I hope when I grow old, I will be like you!

    • 12 years ago

      by Larry Chamberlin

      You must understand that "when you get to be my age being 'a regular guy' takes on a whole new meaning."

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