HAHA. No, no, no. You ain't ole, sir. With your smartness, sense of humor and lovely attitude, you're younger than me, haha!

I loooved how you talked bout yourself and the stinky house reference, and the rhymes oh god.

'well' should be 'will', though.
And you're not regular, you're so special.
; )

I hope when I grow old, I will be like you!