There once lived a man and his wife with a baby boy
The two never gave much attention to the boy
so he could not speak only mutter a few words.
Words such as Yes, Dud and MuM .
The father and the mother of the baby went
out one night and robbed a bank and started
making plans on leaving the country.
So early the next morning detectives came
to the mansion to ask about the robbery and
the only person they found was the baby
And so they asked him
They asked the baby, Can you help us with
our case the one to do with Yesterday's robbery
and the baby said, Yes!
The detectives said alright first things first,
who do you reckon to be the mastermind
behind this robbery and the baby shouted
Dud! Really the Detectives noted
all this down and yet asked him another
question would you by any chance know
any of your Dud's accomplince, and the baby
shouted Mum. After hearing all this the police
officers concluded the baby be put for adoption
and have his parents arrested
The parents tried to plead innocent
but hey you can't argue with a baby
who only knows three words now can you
Yes, Dud and Mum...Lols
