Messy....

I watch you day in and day out.
You claim that you are pure, with your stupid pout.

If you were an animal, you would be a pig
with an ugly pink snout.

You would lather in the mudd all day
and after you would shower down with some hay.

You make it hard to live with you each and every day
allowing garbage, towels, papers, on the ground they lay.

Do you not have a sense of humanity?
Do you not have a brain? This mess would
drive every man insane.

I never believed the things people said about you.
But i know where you belong, and that is in the loo.

You belong to bathe there, eat there, and sleep their too.
Because honestly, it would be high end for you
to live inside a shoe.