I have a selective memory
especially when things are collective by me.
If my memory serves me correct(and it always does)
to plead the fifth I elect.
As a politician with tales tall
when quizzed I cant recall.
I remember what I want,when I want, its no surprise
to tell the truth I believe my own lies.
I dont forget whats owed to me
but may forget whats owed to thee.(one day I am sure I will get what I have coming!)
If my answers have punishments that include me
then at this time the answers allude me.
As I am quickly becoming an old timer
when I say "I dont remember" someones quick to yell "Alzheimers!"
September, November, December, Dismember,remember
(maybe their right)
Some folks have seeing eye dogs as pets
I'll need a memory assisting elephant because he never forgets.
P.S.-He will work for peanuts
P.S.S-what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!
-Santacruz-
