Hey dude! wheres my Kar.....ma?

by joseph santacruz   Nov 19, 2012


Karma used to be so swift and vicious
to keep the bad man from doing whatever he wishes.
If I acted up-shady and underhanded
karma barged in and forcefully reprimanded
No dirty deeds done by me were ever done dirt cheap
my Karmic punishment always way to steep
lately my karma beliefs are being tested
So many creeps running amok shoulda' been arrested
when I do good I like people to thank me
When I am bad I want Pamela Anderson to spank me
lately I have behaved extra nice
because my strict Karma likes to punish me hard and twice.
Im certainly watching my P's and Q's
despite all the haters and all their Fu's
Today I walk the straight and narrow
In my quivver, my heart and back remain all the poison arrows.
"Halo!"everyone Im like an angel in training
sex swearing drinking and smoking Im abstaining
(Damn! I could go for a drink and a smoke at the brothel) I aint a saint
Im a fuddy duddy stick in the mud pure as can be
even my steamy fantasies are rated "G"
My girl left chasing bright lights and tumbling dice
She said all this karma made me boring and to nice!
-santacruz-

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  • 12 years ago

    by Dominique Lewis

    I love this. 5/5 and this is cute, funny, and sad all at the same time. :)

  • 12 years ago

    by With This Slow Tune I Tell You Goodbye

    True that sweetie if i went back to being the lovey-dopey i would cry since that part of me died the day that my heart grew up from the pretty illusions but i seriously LOVE this poem lol

  • 12 years ago

    by With This Slow Tune I Tell You Goodbye

    Im soooo sorry but this poem made me laugh! i have never seen a poem that was sad AND funny im sorry i really am! 5/5 and sorry about the fantisies being rated "G" and that the girl said you're boring if it was true im sorry lol

    Queen Ash lol sorry for laughing lol

    • 12 years ago

      by joseph santacruz

      All she had to say was "you are boring now"and I could have relapsed into my old behaviors for a night or two! Some things might be worth Karma disiplining