Eggs and Bricks

The generous pusher went and got himself caught.
(To many weirdos heating up the spot)
now no more party favors (ites?) his panties in a knot.
Blondes, brunettes and reds
when everything was rosy they went where they were led.
No more action, the city cleaned up all the tramps
and a lady hands me a Midol says "looks like you got cramps"
retrospective cruise down memory lane
ignites burning bittersweet nostalgic pain.
Is it me? or are the nights getting longer?
Runaway libidos my weakness, keeps getting stronger.
When it came to reciting vows I had nothing to say
now lonely regret as "the one that got away"
wise advise I never took:
importance of "updating" a gentlemans little black book.
(sometimes a catch will spit out her hook)
cold shower and a little "TV"(not that kind silly!) is that all it takes?
soft-core porn while I shiver through all the commercial breaks.
I think a lesson was skipped about birds and bee
No money? No honey! just poor ol" celibacy(And I dont like it one bit!)
ATTN:FINANCIALLY SECURE HUSBANDS WANTED.
by overseas vamps
this unsecure Romeo couldnt afford the stamps.
(me so horny!)
now an "unsolicited" pearl from one who works the vice: you may get what you think you want but you will always pay the price.
Up yours! I say.
Hmm! someones sure uptight.
You would be uptight too if you didnt get any last night.(or the night before or before that or the one before that...............
unconciously stare like a pervert minus self control
have my fishing pole(rod) ready but have no fishin' "hole".
I should sue the powers that be for spreading things misleadin"
seems Im still being punished for an apple in the garden of Eden. (I gave you my rib)
Hip hip hooray for lingerie! and girls scantily clad
(bless there teensy hearts)
I hope its not my worst nightmare the "havings already been had" noooooooooooo!
I dont need alot of women, lies and fallacies
I need a good woman and phallus ease.
My problems so obvious even a blind man could see
I suffer from a mass defeicency of elusive vitamin "P".
I need a comforter to warm up my cold bed
will write magic love songs, big pencils sharpened with lead.
Im cocky and sure that we can go to her happy place
as long as shes happy sittin' on my fac......fence.
Im tired of "getting in touch with myself' while "holding my own"
Tom-catty dog needs nicely trimmed yard to bury his bone.
This sunburned vampire must have his shade
(its a simply complex answer:)
like eggs and bricks I need to get laid.
-Santacruz-
(as the search for romance continues)