- I heard laughing I heard cheer
- I heard a sliding on my rooftop tier,
- going out I went to see
- what was this noise that scared me,
- it was a heavy set man dressed in red
- that got me up and out of my bed,
- looking up I could see
- my drunken neighbor laughing at me,
- looking down he then said
- how do I get down without cracking my head?
- the same way you got up
- I told him then,
- and you better not go up there again.
- a jolly fat man is coming to see me,
- he was already here my friend said
- I took his coat and toys, and sled,
- then told him he tried to rob the wrong home.
- and I ate those yummy deer down to the bone
