Five Alive

Five Alive

Somebody asked me the other day,
If I had superpowers what would they be?

That's Easy-
Walking Through Walls and Invisibility....

Every morning I'd drink my Five Alive,
Load up invisible bullets into my .45.
And tilt my seat back as I let Wonder Woman drive....

Could we change the world? You Bet!
I know you all can't see it yet.

Materializing through exterior walls,
On a moral high horse conquest.

I'd kick that drunken hillbilly right in the balls,
About to commit another atrocity incest.

Wonder Woman could be quite the asset,
She could fly us to the #1 airbase.

With all her knowledge of the invisible jet,
I could neutralize missiles and slow the arms race.

Every night I would come Alive,
I'd help people wherever I could.

I'd slip into banks and secret archives,
I'd transfer money into accounts
like a modern day Robin Hood.

Monday May 7, 2012 5:24 pm
Poem #30