44 Presidents

George Washington,
Put down the Whiskey Rebellion.
John Adams,
Jailed those who criticized him.

Thomas Jefferson,
Founded the Democratic Republican Party.
James Madison,
Favored a small National Army.

James Monroe,
Released The Monroe Doctrine.
John Quincy Adams,
Was John Adams' Son.

Andrew Jackson,
Caused Economic Depression.
Racist towards Indians,
But stopped South Carolina from secession.

Martin VanBuren,
Had the Misfortune,
In Inauguration,
To inherit economic Depression.

William Henry Harrison,
Was my Favorite Statesman.
Did absolutely Nothing, man ....
'Cause Congress was not in session!

John Tyler,
Whig Supporter.
James K. Polk,
Unpopular Mexican War Starter.

Zachary Taylor,
Was a Slave Owner.
Millard Fillmore,
Compromise of 1850 Signer.

Franklin Pierce,
Signed The Kansas-Nebraska Act.
James Buchanan,
Supported Slavery, Dred Scott!

Abraham Lincoln,
Man of Freedom.
On a Mission,
Emancipation Proclamation!

Andrew Johnson,
Was Impeached.
Ulysses S. Grant,
Is Related to Me.

Rutherford B. Hayes,
No friend to the African-American.
James A. Garfield,
Killed by an Insane man!

Chester Alan Arthur,
Signed The Pendleton Act.
Grover Cleveland,
Broke up his Act.

Benjamin Harrison,
William's Grandson.
William McKinley,
Third of Four Assassination.

Theodore Roosevelt,
Created The FDA for good Health.
Panama Canal He Built,
A Hunter Too with great Stealth.

William Howard Taft,
Never wanted to be President.
Woodrow Wilson,
Invaded Mexico, No Pacifist.

Warren G. Harding,
Admitted he had no idea what he was doing,
Calvin Coolidge,
Left Cleaning up Harding.

Herbert Hoover,
Engineer and Author.
Oh so Wealthy,
Gave his paychecks to Charity!

Franklin D. Roosevelt,
His New Deal is still felt,
Squaring off against Hitler.
Defending Pearl Harbor.

Harry S. Truman,
Slinging Bombs at Japan.
Dwight D. Eisenhower,
De-segregates what he can.

John F. Kennedy,
His case shrouded in Mystery.
Lyndon B. Johnson,
Launched his great Society.

Richard Nixon,
Submits his resignation.
Gerald Ford,
Tripped down the Floor.

Jimmy Carter,
Peanut Farmer Planter.
Ronald Reagan,
Cold War Soviet Union.

George Bush,
Persian War Gulf.
Bill Clinton,
Satisfied with Women.

George W. Bush,
Navigates 9/11.
Barack Obama,
Born in Honolulu, Hawaiian.