I think this is very funny, I check every slice of bread for mould and as for milk!!!
I will not drink milk the day before its expiry date.
You have given me an idea for a poem, I love the speech layout so I think I am going to take this and have a senryu arguing with a haiku.
I love how the punctuation is more important than the words, without it in this piece your poem would lose so much of the high drama.