Always drinking from a bottomless cup
SEND HELP! I've fallen and I cant get up.
Plastered times-not alot I could say
a couple of shots and twenty five beers every day.
I consider myself a team player, whose on my team?
Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
I can hold my own, Im rather thick skinned
I earned my nickname two sheets to the wind.
I'd drink unsocially so I dont have to feel
then stumble to the parking lot and get behind the wheel.
I cared about nothing not even my self
loved ones yell "&sshole dont take the car you will kill yourself!"
I tried AA with their sponsored babysitters
that rehab stuff was not for me...Im no quitter.
I use the reflectors on the freeway for a smooth sail
keep me in my lane like driving by braille.
Last call for alcohol wonder where the time went?
two for the road adding to twenty times the legal blood alcohol content.
Im an okay drunk driver watched over by the Lord
I drive a chevy but belong at Betty Ford.
Cant remember last night and really dont care
I wake up with a hangover and check if my car is still there.
So what changed me into a sober survivor?
I was nearly killed by a drunker drunk driver.
drunk in the morning til cocktail hour cant wait
I could have avoided all the drama,could of had a V-8.
After all the excess I know my brains shrunk, now I deal with life as brain damaged dry drunk.
