Lol.... A short and fun poem:)
Loved it!

Fun & sad but very true! Lol
One "bang" outnumbered a hundred "thaat thaat thaat" haha...

I loved the title so much although I suggest to remove the "a" before "gun"!!! The rhyming is superior where you always have lines 1,2 and 5 rhymed whereas 3 and 4 do rhyme also. Your rhyming of aabba is brilliant.
Great write, 5/5.

This is funny and crazy! i love it