Your last line cracked me up, thats the attitude I have!!
Loved this...it was like a list..I feel like it should of almost been like
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they were like a list of your points and that was awesome....I can't really say much about it because it has left me a bit lost for words..I think it was your ending..how can one comment on something like that? It leaves off this vibe that says "Dont mess with me."...in which case I will not, and my comment will just simply say