I'm dealing with problems
I just can't explain
I wish I couls flush them down the drain
Some are too big
Some are too tall
and some are really quite small
Some are thin
and some are fat
One even has a purple hat
but there is just one
I can't get away from
It follows me all day
I really wish it woud go away
It's not too big
or too fat
it doesn't even have a purple hat
because you see
the problem is me.
