So you popped out a kid, well done you
But it's nothing clever and Its nothing new
Did you stop to think about what they'd endure:-
A life of turmoil In this awful world
"It was not at all planned, It was all a mistake"
But f**k it who cares (you could "do with a change)
Jump a few years forward and what have we got?
A miserable life stuck alone with your tot
One in three will be ill with cancer they say
Is that you or your partner or new baby?
The world is collapsing and turning to sh*t
and baby won't like it not one little bit
Poverty and murder, destruction and guns
Sickness and death, Great, what fun.
Plus you cannot afford it, you'll need a hand out
For childcare and benefits give DSS a shout
It's completely chavtastic how you've got a sprog
And the father has left you "But he was a nob"
I'm sure you wouldn't give baby up for the world
But for once use a condom and be a smart girl
