When I remove my hat; such a display
drama induced fifty shades of gray.
(hair to "dye" for)
so many ladies so mature, their original hair color?
only their hairdresser knows for sure.
I've noticed watching adult tapes(-for research purposes only)
the carpet dosent always match the drapes.
my neighbor has a cocktail waitress gig
she sports a beehive hairdo wig.
Her daughters stranger all piercings and nails
pipi longstocking like blue ponytails.
Some girls hair makes me want to pull it
I dis-like bull dykes with hillbilly mullets.
Blondes, brunettes and redheads are easy to find
one can be all three if she cant make up her mind.
For a long time I had this mindset
nothing compares to a friendly brunette.
Lately though I've become quite fond
of brown-eyed women with hair thats blonde.
If blondes have more fun then thats where Im latching
in hopes that its contagious and catching.
I've also heard blondes are dumb and if thats true
life in the fast lane-my brain cells are few.
Toe head,strawberry, platinum and peroxide
all these blondes make me flustered and tongue-tied.
A brunette or redhead could play the part
as long as shes a dirty blonde at heart.
-Santacruz-
