I'm just an ugly git,
No woman would ever want me,
I'm short, and very grumpy,
I just want to live alone,
I have no job,
I have no money,
I do not want myself honey,
I have loads of friends
but no one to love,
I have a hard sausage
that's something to rub,
My house is cold and dark,
My porn is Star wars and EX- Men
on X-box Live,
All I do is sit and complain,
I'm sure I will find someone to blame,
For the fact my woman ran away,
Even though that was years ago,
I will still sit here and kick of and moan,
With me what you see is what you get,
A man who can't be botherd
who is cynical still yet.
