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Mammal erections upon inspection
to some stiff confection
to others mis direction.
a misguided mammal erection
may result in an unwanted c-section.
a past presidents mammal erection
clintons popularity and re election.
riddle; why do the dry cleaners love monica lewinsky? they always find a wad of bills on her dress.
A mammal erection
virgins and old maids practice deflection (yet swinging lass brags about her collections)
a mammal erection
evolution fans favorite selection.
another name for a mammal erection?
one-eyed trouser trout standing at attention.
Hot blooded mammal erection quite the stud
trumps fish,birds and reptiles with their cold blood.
Mammal erection so hard it hurts
begging to prove that love comes in spurts.
mammal erection but no descetion
may aquire V.D. or a yeast infection.
mammal erection condom required
no unwanted offspring will be sired
(no glove no love)
A mammal erection pointing in the wrong direction
will find himself a guest with the dept. of corrections.
(despite sleazy lawyers over-ruled objections)
mammal erection-does size matter?
I wish I was a bit longer and a wee bit fatter
I said mammal erection does size matter please confide
my mammal erection wont hit bottom
but will scrape sides.
all you mammals with erections listen up and be tutored
its a crying shame when one is neutered.
A lonely mammal with an erection understands
sometimes one must hold their own and take matters into their own hands (getting in touch with ones self)
A mammal erection what does it all mean?
whats shaped like a cigar and full of seamen?
a submarine.
a mammal with an erection at a chinese restaurant I spied
egg rolls chopsticks and bowl of come of some young guy.
a reckless mammal erection
throbbing but with no affection
should seek a cat house connection.
mammal erections
upon reflection and retrospection
fond memories of dereliction
when mammal erections are not acheived
yet the mammal must be relieved
I think this would foot the bill
a little blue viagra pill
upon indepth inspection
of mammal virility a stiff reflection.
This mammal awakes with an erection to see
then disappears when I pee.
(women may say"is that a mammal erection in your pants or are you happy to see me?)
I am a mammal with an erection
a very noticable projection
hide your sisters from my detection.
a heat seeking moisture missle seeking direction.
because a mammal unable to achieve an erection
mammal manliness is questioned upon inspection
May I suggest a trip to the video store XXX adult section.
I do not think poetry gets any worse than this.
-Santacruz-
This poem was submitted for contest where the words mammal erection wasw the topic
