Keg so big but not so tall
It takes so long to drink you all
You taste so good i mean what you got inside
My feelings for you i cannot hide
Its that golden liquid that you solely possess
you can get it all over without much mess
When I'm in need your not very far
Always in the same place, right at the bar
I even see you at parties how could this be?
Are you there just for me
I love you keg your all i need
You take the pain away when I bleed
I'm not gay even though i suck on your spout
all the other guys know what I'm talkin bout
I wish i could bring you wherever I go
I mean you help me pick up on all the hoes
You can get me in trouble but i don't mind
Although there's many of you your one of a kind
Why cant women please me in ways like you
I have no idea not even a clue
Am I crazy? yes when it comes to kegs
just for you id give an arm and a leg
Your my best friend you make me smile
I hope to have you by my side the day i walk down that aisle
