I did a Kanye West
I was appropriately dressed
Donning a plain beige vest
To cover up my chest
While leaving my arms unimpeded for punching, holding drinks and so on.... Ho
I did a Kanye West
No one was impressed
When I blew my fez
I claimed it was God's test
That they needed some learning or something you know, you know, about the natural order of things n' shit
I did a Kanye West
I will confess
I for one was impressed
By my own prowess
I mean did y'all see that shit? Did ya?!
I did a Kanye West
At first I felt blessed
And then a little stressed
Too white for this shit I guess
Maybe I should stop for a while, have a cup of tea. And a tim tam.
I did a Kanye West
No one got the jest
Now I'm really in a mess
Because I'm under arrest
Uh officer? No it's make up. I, um, have a small role in a broadway production. It's not much but it's a start....
I did a Kanye West
I think I'm getting obsessed
Trying not to do what he says
Oh shit here comes Chavez
I'm telling them to tell you to tell me to tell them to tell me to tell you.... Ah shiiiit
I did a Kanye West
Yet I must protest
I did it under duress
And witnesses shall attest
That I wasn't quite myself that week.
