The Hand of God

In name of Father, Son and Holy Joe,
Stand up! Sit down! Do as you're told you fool!
Hail Mary full of grace, and so and so ...
For Satan is amongst us in this school.
While I was on my early morning rounds
I saw a sight most sordid and depraved,
While you were all still sleeping safe and sound
I found a filthy magazine called 'Knave'.
I spied these hateful pages on the floor
Of toilet cubicle they were, most rude.
Some boy has done the Devil's work for sure
Whilst looking at these harlots in the nude.
There'll be Hell fire and eternal damnation
For he who has indulged in masturbation!