Hay I'm the FBI that's who I 'am,
A branch of Law Enforcement for Uncle Sam.
And I will find you no matter where you're at,
Don't care if you're Republican or Democrat.
But committing a felony is how you meet me,
Cause in Law Enforcement I'm a VIP.
And learning to find you I got a PHD,
And if you don't know what that is.
It's a, find your ass degree!
So get it though you're head, that you can be found,
From the top of the mountain, to under the ground.
I'll be right there, just wait and see,
Cause were ever you are, you are not home free
Cause I'm the FBI, that's who I' am,
Enforcing the law, for Uncle Sam.