Who said?

by Lifesbreath   Oct 17, 2013


Who said, Second chances
were supposed to be fun?
Instead of a crying on a suitcase
she's brandishing a gun!

You better get on your knees
and say, "Oh lord", because your
hitting every step with your chin
as your diving out the door.

You'll have to be more desirable than
just a bouquet of flowers, when you
come back for what she has set up
for you with the showing of her gratitude,
all along the watch tower.

Instead of commenting on how
she looks pretty, you might want
to rethink that and plan on
leaving this city.

Second Chances, no thanks, no Mama.
I'm catching the next flight to Japan!

Before you say, I do and I am, please,
understand Miranda Lambert will be singing
your theme song in front of the bridesmaids,
holding a shotgun, while, keeping
chorus with the band!

The End.

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  • 11 years ago

    by Michael D Nalley

    This is very deep humor that has many catch phrases I may relate to from a Bob Dylan "All along the watchtower"

    youtube that and see if you can get further depth from your inspiring humor

    • 11 years ago

      by Lifesbreath

      I like the Jimi Hendrix version as well.