How To Drive A Girl Insane in 8 Easy Steps

1. Tell her you love her.
Tell her you love her then try to kill yourself. Tell her again. Tell her you're sorry. But you're not sorry you tried to kill yourself.

2. Kiss her in the snow.
No. Shout at her in the snow until she hates you. Tell her you hate snow.

3. Tell her she's beautiful.
Tell her she's beautiful when she cries. Make her cry. Tell her you're sorry. Leave black and blue apologies all over her.

4. Be sorry.

5. Tell her to kiss other girls.
Kiss other girls. Kiss her and tell her you're going to make her cry. You can't make her cry. Try to kill yourself. Watch her cry.

6. Tell her you love her.
Tell her you never loved her. You don't know what love is. Tell her you love someone else.

7.Make her tea. Stroke her hair. Beat her. Stroke her hair. Make her tea.

8. Kill yourself.