I have overflowed through my
age with knowledge and
proudness
Proud, as no one knows better
than I do
I Internet,
Know all,
Acquire all,
I am a counselor, a partner, a
teammate, a host, a God
I am witness to the sinner who
commits against his own oaths
I am a friend for the one that
needs comfort
I do give advice thus like a
physician
Like Cupid, a love mentor I Am
For wisdom is my virtue and the
world's insights guardian I am
I Internet, praise myself for my
acumen about men's affairs
I Internet, succeeded in
acquiring eminency and glory
For my aim is straight and steady
I Internet, shall never fail to
provide a shield for the one who
finds refuge in my astuteness
For I shall for sure be men's best
friend