Longest humorous poem ever

Once upon a time,
I rhymed
I still do it
but I also knit
Hey, look on that mountain of yore(yours)!
There's Thor!
I thought he only live in the northern lands
But I guess he liked his hands
Hey, how about mother arrow
isn't she the god who makes you narrow
Look there's a full grown pig!
And here comes his great friend Tig!
How about a pie?
It is good for your thighs!
Man I wish I were a mime!
Then I could travel through time
Wait where did u get that kite?
why not take a hike?
about that tomb...
why is it in a womb
I wish it was night
or rather you were a knight
Dragons and bones...
have great tones!
Did that make sense? of course not, mince?
Which would you rather, a car...
or the big yellow mars?
I know it is red...
but its name is ted!
and teds are often yellow
but at least they say hello
One last thing, about final fantasy
isn't it fancy?
Oh you want to talk about seven?
All right, but this isn't a heaven.
Don't u like cloud?
he sure can build a mound!
oh your not talking about Indiana 7?
I thought u were, sorry Kevin.
Who's that you ask?
well he wears a mask!
No he isn't a superhero!!!
He's more of a super zero!
Where did you get that dress?
it's a mess!
Oh that's a shirt and some shorts?
Then, I am sorry, lord voldermort!
No, not you...him!
Yes, the guy named Tim
Hey where did u get the Alf?
sorry I meant calf.
Hey, how about fort Knox?
you'd think they know how to knock
btw ur mother came
she said to gather cane
hey where's ur shoes
they were taken my a cat that mews?
wow its mean
it also must be tough and lean
wow aren't I keen?
just like that NYCA dean!!!
wow it must be tough...
for a police officer to have no cuffs
ok that's enough
do u want a barrel of stuff?
Hey, I hear a meep
I hope it doesn't rouse that bear from it's sleep
hey, lets beat the heat
they are all meat
hmm, whats for dinner
because you are looking thinner
Hey! there's a line!
lets go mine!
Boy do I like not making sense
its like im a prince
look there's a fence
yikes! I yelled as I winced
hey there's Maine
I hear that place is a pain
lets go train
that guy has a mane
where are we... on a train
whoa there's bane!
oh no not the murderous cain
Dude that old man has a cane
oh wow there's a great big dane!
boy does that dog have a lot to gain!
hey jane
there must be rain
hey look at that stain
oh never mind its a vein
holy moly!
im holy!
I must have been shot!
now im not
hey there's a bot
he likes dots
he's in a lot
full of snot
boy is it hot
can you trot?
oh you're in a knot?
well here's a pot
which you ought
to have fought
to regain your thought
now you got taught
Nice bow
you just got wowed
POW!
there's she-zow!
hey I need a cow
but how?
tell me now!
hey that's a fowl!
I vow
that u will go yow
when u read this
because this is his
yes, liz
none of ur biz?
where's the fiz?
hey why is
that guy whizzing
when that volcano is making a quiz

OK last sentence but It is a run-on one!

Boy did the prince wince when he realized he didn't make sense, as he jumped over the fence and made mince and took a quick rinse and hence he pings his notebook down as he cleansed