The cats got nine lives
Ran through eight
strives to be the man you love to hate
Candle doesn't burn at both ends his burns in the middle
Bring on the symPATHETIC violins
or at least a haunting fiddle
Look under rocks and if your unlucky you will find
a shell of a man the square locals call "the man who lost his mind"
Running in circles 'til the wheels fall off
Place a level on his unbalanced head reads-half a bubble off
The liar swears to dog his sobriety while looking anorexic
Not enough oxygen to his brain and he's dyslexic
His parents were labled imbeciles with transparency
This rotten apple who could spoil the whole bunch didn't fall to far from the tree
He's cracked as he slips through the cracks, a case that should be filed
If were all Gods beautiful children then he's gods illegitimate red haired step child
A stumbling mental cripple whose sold his cane
Mental health delusional denialist does that make sane?
Actions portray a Krazeee man i,m willing to bet
He asks"where were you when I was growing up?" but he hasnt done that yet.
Try to see what makes him tick like all the other fools
simply elusive answer: He,s an idiot in idiotland where there are no rules.
No one can win his game so dont play
Knucklehead has flipped his wig doesn't deserve the time of day
A skidding car in the rain with no plan
coward acting brave after a few "cans of man"
He's clearly off his rocker lunacy defined
like a demented creep from "criminal minds"
He,s so rotten a vulture would get indigestion
blurting out nonsensical answers
before he's been questioned
Fits the description of so many four letter words
If I may put in my two cents "he's a kook spelled backwards
A strict regimen of skittles from a spin doctor he should comply
He's so far out there he's on his own unnatural high
A twisted ventriloquist dummy that should never talk
irritating like a pebble in my shoe or foxtail in my sock
A nut in a nutshell who just doesn't care
Maybe a virus in his brain that needs new software?
-Santacruz-
(for Bobby whose most unpleasant)