We Know, You Know

We know everything about you,
where you work, where you live,
your comings and your goings,
and who you're going with.

We know what you eat,
and we know how you dress.
We know your telephone number
and your e-mail address.

We know where you go shopping,
we know the brands you use.
We know your inside leg
and the size of your shoes.

We know how much water
you use, and how much power.
We know when you take a sh*t,
and when you take a shower.

We know where you go drinking.
We know when you're off sick.
We know what you are thinking
and we know what makes you tick.

We know your credit history,
and how you spend your money.
You think you're life's a mystery ...
and we know .... and think that's funny!