Aunt Flow

by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-   Jun 18, 2014


She comes every other month
Maybe every two if I play my cards right
She brings her lovely self
Though I just want to annihilate her

She loves me though
No matter that I can't stand her
She loves all girls
Not in a prevented way
Just in a motherly way

If you don't see Aunt Flow
For a couple of months
Start buying baby clothes
No matter what Aunt Flow
Appreciates all kinds of women
Till they change to coming mothers
And after too she'll pay a vist
To bless mother & child

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  • 10 years ago

    by DeviousCharmer

    I don't know if I understood the poem correctly but it reminded me of when girls get their periods . it is indeed a funny poem, so good category to put it in. I think when you put prevented you meant perverted. But i think people get it either way. I like it

  • 10 years ago

    by Michael D Nalley

    I get the feeling Aunt flow is very real lol

  • 10 years ago

    by Beautiful Soul

    I am not sure what to say. Hmmm. I thought the message and wording were pretty clever. I liked how you said she is "lovely" but want to kill her too. Most people won't think anything of it. But when you are on it your emotions seem to always go up and down. So it makes sense you worded it this way. I liked how you said motherly as well. Aunts can be considered mothers. :). I really liked the poem as a whole. Very clever. Nominated.

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