The city is bustling
Im constantly hustling
for today I am a survivor
had another chance encounter with an oriental driver.
Perhaps they should remain in their pagodas
or hire a chauffeur for their banged-up Toyota's
I have never heard an oriental win (finish?) a NASCAR race
or watched one successfully parallel park in a tight space.
Kinda makes me wonder if folks cant see
how the f@#$ they pass the tests at the DMV?
For wise oriental drivers its a no brainer
ancient oriental secret: keep an ambulance chasing attorney on retainer.
Its true they are masters of Judo and Karate
I would think they would master auto body (repair)
Causing so many mishaps and occurrences
is surely an expensive policy when it comes to insurances.
fortune cookie says: oriental driver not try to break law
automobile more difficult than pulling rickshaw.
Im not being racist; orientals just aren't good drivers
I think I would sink as a pearl diver.
May I suggest stirring something up in a wok
and if you must drive-not on my sidewalk.
What I cant beat I join Im no fool
I will race to the bank when I open "Confucius driving school"
One bright note about oriental traffic offenders
unemployment cant make a dent at body and fender.
When it comes to oriental drivers I do know something
good driving must be elusive
for people who could be blindfolded with a shoestring!
-Santacruz-
