I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex .
I really thought all of me was mine to keep,
but the vet gave me a shot to put me to sleep.
When I woke up at the crack of dawn,
My precious little Jewels were gone.
I no longer have what I once had.
Damn, that sure makes me awfully mad.
It just is not that fair or right
That I could not put up a fight.
They have took the very best part of me.
You can bet where I am going to pee.
On the one that allowed this disaster.
I do not care if he is my master
