The first time she said yes

I got to the third base
but I almost forgot
I never kissed her face
and I wanted to a lot
I know I'm not your guy
but if you don't mind
I am a little bit shy
I wonder if you'd be kind
and let me steal a wee kiss
she said, you can, I don't mind
after all I watched you piss
it's not like you are a stranger
I never really knew before what I was missing
but I did not realize the danger
that she'd steal my heart while we were kissing