Me against the world

From me against the world I have come to love mods
my ruling planet is mercury messenger of the gods

1 The mods are our peepherds we shall not want.

2 they taketh me to the penalty box when I write too much they leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 They restoreth our accounts: they leadeth us in the paths of forum rules& guidelines

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of suspended and banned accounts , I will fear no evil: for mods art with me; their rod and staff comfort me.

5 They preparest a table before us in the presence of our enemies: they anointest our head with oil; our cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow us all the days our life: and we will stay at PQ for ever.

*Collaborated with an ancient psalmist
May my Lord forgive this humble humorist