The Pig King

by Everlasting   Sep 25, 2014


Walking in the aisle, spell bound,
she frowned after tripping over her evening gown.
Yup, the Queen from the Town, her tush kissed the ground,
And her crown? That's right,
it rolled out from her head onto the crowd.

Oh snap!

The media went ouch! And their camera, click clack!
the guards went "my god!," and the King,
he hysterically laughed, asking for another round.

Though the Queen, with sharp ears, heard him loud,
so profound, his voice went deep, straight into her heart.
So she stood up, then his count started going down,

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

The king pee his pants! He saw her fall again
but this time, she break dance: her calves rebounded,
her legs almost compounded, she looked astounded,
And the crowd went mad!

So Riots upon riots segregated in lines around the throne,
the King called king kong, the guard next to his throne,
and he asked him for a beer and his oil-filled gun.

This turned into a war
not like one from the movie star wars
neither like star trek
where ships crashed and many lost their lives,
but more like a war
where a pig was a king
and whoever caught the pig would win

Just because the King had said:

"I am the King.
I'll marry whoever gets past my slippery ground
and brings to me the Crown.
oinkh ha!"

And so the Queen from the Town, slipped and fell,
Hence, she lost the crown to another gal from the crowd,
who later, made a line to become the Queen of the Town,
Who slipped and fell, to also lose the Crown.

Oink ha!

Written by: L.L.

----- haha because I sometimes like being random.

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  • 10 years ago

    by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

    I love the rhyming within this poem, quite frankly I laughed at the first stanza because women do trip on dresses I've been guilty of that so many times when the dress reaches the floor and even if you are wearing heels it doens't help much. I will say this: I don't know why this poem is in this catagory since it should be in humor since it is humorous to me and I bet it is to other people! The imagery and the story (which is so cute I mean men get called "pigs" and yet this piggie wants to go to the church if the lucky lady can pass his maze).. Bascially this "king" has a very sick sense of humor! He sets a trap for a smart lady who can win him and surpass the ones before him smart yet I would want to smack mister king piggy and to be honest when I started reading this poem I thought the title said "The Ping King" not "The Pig King" so sorry and as I read the funny poem, I laughed at myself and at the poor ex queens of town since I bet they had to do a lot to get to there and then fall on a slippery floor. Great write, thank you for the laugh Everlasting 5/5

    -Mori

    • 10 years ago

      by Everlasting

      Haha, Actually thank you Mori

      You understood the poem! that makes me happy

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