I love the rhyming within this poem, quite frankly I laughed at the first stanza because women do trip on dresses I've been guilty of that so many times when the dress reaches the floor and even if you are wearing heels it doens't help much. I will say this: I don't know why this poem is in this catagory since it should be in humor since it is humorous to me and I bet it is to other people! The imagery and the story (which is so cute I mean men get called "pigs" and yet this piggie wants to go to the church if the lucky lady can pass his maze).. Bascially this "king" has a very sick sense of humor! He sets a trap for a smart lady who can win him and surpass the ones before him smart yet I would want to smack mister king piggy and to be honest when I started reading this poem I thought the title said "The Ping King" not "The Pig King" so sorry and as I read the funny poem, I laughed at myself and at the poor ex queens of town since I bet they had to do a lot to get to there and then fall on a slippery floor. Great write, thank you for the laugh Everlasting 5/5

-Mori