I love this poem!!!

It is such a simple, yet funny poem, and I do wonder if anyone else on this site will be able to read this if they aren't up to date with Scottish slang words!!

You do not see poetry written in slang very often these days, and when it is done well, it is so fun and enjoyable to read!

The poem has a good rhythm to it, and it flows really well from the start to end.

I also like your title for the poem, again, it implies a bit of a humorous approach to the poem.

I really do love this, I think it should be published on merchandise and sold in the Scotland Tourist Shop... Lol!

Well done!

I can almost hear a Scottish accent ..well done