Hairy female feet

Hairy female feet
Pretty nasty I think
All you have to do is look
And you know they gotta stink

Hairy female toes
How that happens I'll never know
Looking like a caterpillar
Or a patch of grass that needs a good mow

When I look down and see
Nasty hairy female feet
I think to myself
I'd rather look at rotten, smelly meat

Moms don't let your kids
See your hairy big toe
They may get scared and run
Saying "mama please no no!"

Ladies don't let your man
See your feet so hairy
That could be enough
To make him not want to marry