This is a wonderfully odd little poem. It definitely leaves the reader in thought while laughing so much that they might even cry.

Interestingly written, though I believe it would better fit in the humorous category... just because of how bizarre it is.

Nah I think it's funnier in the life section. There goes my fish tacos. It's life

This poem just.... broke my heart. 5/5 for your suffering. XD