Ladybugs:

Ladybugs oh Ladybugs
Answer this please,
Are all of you ladies
Like your name reads.

I was just wondering
Cause that's what I heard,
To me the whole thing
Seems a little absurd.

So what is the word
The word on the street,
Who picks up the tab
When you go out to eat.

Who pulls out your chair
And opens your door,
Pokes you to roll over
When you start to snore.

If there are some men
That wears your skin,
Then why are you all,
Called Ladybugs then.

Ladybugs oh Ladybugs
Now the big question,
Have you ever been lost
And needed directions.