Nine Little Decoys:

Maybe that is why
Y'all Indians are mad,
Cause ten little Indians
Is less than y'all had.

I'd be mad too
And on a war path,
That's not good odds
And I know my math.

Ten little Indians
All counted out,
All on a war path
And screaming about.

Cause ten little Indians
Couldn't do that much,
And half of them
You could not trust.

Two is company
Three is a crowd,
Four is rowdy
And five gets loud.

That just leaves one
One Indian boy,
With Nine Little Decoys
You first must destroy.