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by Scott Cole May 21, 2015 category : Nature, environment / nature
I'm a Spider On A Web I got my eyes on you, Your every little move I so feel it yes I do. Your getting kinda close Better watch your step, Things are a little sticky Up here on my web. I sense all your energy I feel your every move, Now just a little closer Then watch what I do. Yeah your almost there Come on take the bait, I'm growing very thirsty And I can hardly wait. So you if you would Or you if you might, Would you stand still I promise I don't bite. As soon as you land If you should get stuck, It's what happens next That is really gonna suck. I will be right there To greet you at your visit, So welcome to my lair You fat juicy cricket. Should've kept your butt In your own front yard, Didn't your mama tell you That staying alive is hard. So close both your eyes And you want see this, Cause after I tie you up I'm giving you a kiss. Then you will sleep And shortly I will drink, I will be on my way Before you can even blink. Now back to my spot All my senses on alert, Better watch your step Or you could be dessert.
by Ben Pickard
Funny indeed!