At Least Im Not A Toad:

I am a green frog
I am not a toad,
I have never had warts
I hope that you know.

Anyways toads are short
And they have dry skin,
I am tall for my size
They call me Big Ben.

I am not no toad
So give me a kiss,
I bet a toad does
Wish he had all this.

Plus toads have small feet
With little bitty toes,
And a snout-like gland
That they call a nose.

I have very big feet
And my toes are strong,
So I can climb a tree
Just like King Kong.

Why take that chance
And kiss you a toad,
He could have warts
Cause you never know.

I am full- blooded
A frog in the flesh,
Put your lips on mine
And then start to press.

Then I'll be your Prince
In all that Shining Armor,
I'll still have my good looks
Except I will be much larger.