Army Ants:

There is no eye exam
There is no physical,
Cause to us ant soldiers
This Army thing is typical.

There is no test to take
There is no race to run,
To all of us Army Ants
We're just having fun.

We're always on the go
From Sun to setting Sun,
So don't give us no trouble
We got pinchers for a gun.

You may be much bigger
You and all your brothers,
But me and my Army Ants
We still have the numbers.

So don't you go a messing
With all of us Army Ants,
Unless you wanna have
Some ants up your pants.

We are all true and blue
And we fight till the end,
Once the battle begins
There is no making mends.

You better bring your all
And give us all you got.
Cause this ain't no tv show
So you only got one shot.

When the fighting starts
I hope you came prepared,
After all this is a War
Not some ole love-affair.