Dirty Words:

Ugly is as Ugly does
Heard you say those Dirty Words,
Can't you see that I'm a kid
I'm always repeating what I heard.

Would it sound just as cool
If I had said what you said,
Would you be so proud of me
When you safely tuck me into bed.

Would you show off my bad habits
For the whole World to hear,
All the bad things I have said
Over the last couple of years.

Or would you be so ashamed
That it makes your face turn red,
Because of those naughty words
That get stuck inside my head.

Would you spank my little butt
For saying those Dirty Words,
Those same shameful words
That I earlier just heard.

They came from your mouth
And right in front of me,
It's like you're teaching me
Now wouldn't you agree.

If I'm not suppose to say it
Then neither should you,
Because you're my mommy
And I usually do what you do.

So before you dare to speak
Better watch what you say,
Before I repeat it out-loud
And ruin both of our day.