Diamond Wedding Ring:

I'm a Diamond Wedding Ring
And I'm in very good shape,
With all my slim fitting curves
They will stick to you like tape.

If you will give me your finger
I shall make you a great deal,
For I'm well worth the money
And I'm just as hard as steal.

I do like to show off my bling
It's a great gift from my man,
So I have me a special finger
Way over here on my left hand.

I'm worth a whole bag of money
And I will call out your bluff,
So save up those weekly checks
Until you finally have you enough.

If you can't keep the bills paid
You could never buy my love,
You'll never be my only hand
And let alone be number one.

Cause I do draw some attention
And yes eyes I sure will turn,
So just what is your problem
And what are your concerns.

Once I'm around your finger
Then I'm so in love with you,
I'll always stick by your side
If it's the only thing that I do.