Family Man:

I am a dune beetle
I stick my face in doodoo,
So watch where you step
The bottom of your shoe.

I'll find me a crap ball
And I'll roll it alone,
Where I'll lay my eggs
In my freshly made home.

As my babies grow up
They should look like me,
And smells just as bad
As my sore stinky feet.

But I do what I do
To give my family the most,
Who cares if it stinks
Or if it is gross.

For I'm a Family Man
I provide for me and mine,
And a easy access home
Would save me some stinkin time.