My boys

As they take me away in this truck I remember all of you. All the guys I went out with, David, Mike, and Christian too.

It didn't work out so well with me and Mike. He pissed me off so he got 84 stabs, that stupid dike.

My next boyfriend Jacob was such a grub. Thats why the blow drier accidentally fell in the tub.

David and me augured time and time again. So he ended up like a headless hen.

Then there way Ryan, the boy that broke my heart. So I dismembered his body, and ate every part.

Christian was never wanted even though he tried his best. Thats why he took five in the chest.

After that there was Joel, who was fat, short, and stupid. He got an arrow through the heart, I guess it was from cupid.

Then came Richard, he had tons of money and would never stay. He was so mean, thats why his breaks didn't work on that rainy day.

Last but not least, there was you. But you called the cops you stupid foo.