I was looking forward to reading the 4th instalment of this, Darren, and I haven't been disappointed. Again, the imagery and language used here is spectacular. Just a couple of lines that stand out to me:

"washed away by a phlegm tsunami" - love that!

"starting earthquakes with b major causing heartache with c minor whistling a tune that stripped the moon naked" - excellent!

I think I'm beginning to like this character!

All the best Darren, until the next one,
Ben