Hilarious Michael! I used to ice skate without a thought when I was much younger but now....OMG, I wouldn't dream of it...fell of my grandson's scooter last Christmas and that has a handlebar to steer the thing...LOL!!!

This is sooo funny Michael, and well up to your usual very high standard!
Another poem from you that I will read again and again!
Lol!

Special events/funny/both! You need a category all your own for this one Michael.
A very funny piece.
All the best,
Ben